By Anais, Sofia, Zoe, and Chloe
Once upon a time in a magical place far far away....
There lived Bob the turkey on a smelly farm. he talked in all caps. (and sometimes he exaggerated a little too much.) “I AM THE STAR OF ALL THE FARM. MWAH, MWAH.”
Then one day everything changed. It was November 26. Bob’s first Thanksgiving. Some of the older animals knew what was going to happen that day on the farm. The biggest, fattest, chunkiest, fluffiest, plumpest turkey would become farmer Phil’s family’s Thanksgiving feast. the contest was between bob and joe. farmer phil took them to get weighed. . . dun dun dun. the one who was heaviest would be eaten.
Unfortunately for Bob, he might have eaten a little too much for breakfast this morning and weighed a half pound more than Joe. Farmer Phil told Bob, ”You just won becoming my family’s dinner.” At first, Bob was proud of himself because he had no idea what he had just actually won. Farmer Phil let Bob go back to the farm for a little bit. when Bob was placed with the other turkeys, he screamed “I AM THE BEST OF THEM ALL! I JUST WON BEING SOMEONE'S DINNER!” Then a rather smart turkey said, “So you like to be eaten? Wow! That’s a first.” Then another turkey said “You’re smart... not.” Then all the turkeys gobbled at him in delight, “Bob is going to be roasted! Bob is going be toasted! Goodbye, Bob!“ So Bob started to plan his escape. He would dress up as a cow and mooove to Paris. He would be a trapeze artist and in the next hour, Bob had caught a plane and flew to Paris. By the time he got there, it was hunting season.